Something strange happened yesterday. I was walking down the street with my baby cousin -who is actually 17, but she's still a baby dammit! ;_;- when something strange happened. No idea what it was I just know something strange happened. My "Oh Fuck!" sense, patent pending, was in full swing, and I was rendered paranoid and twitchy for a good hour or two.
I assure you I'm not crazy, at least not technically anyway.
You know what; just nevermind. Think I'll go get another coffee.

Strangeness aside; I got swine flu! *Coughs up what I assume to a lung? Kidney? I dunno, all you need to know is it's squishy...* Better now though, it's not as bad as they say but still pretty bad. Mind you the only major disease I've ever had is a cold which I get every year, this is Canada after all, not this year though due to an eerily unnatural lack of snow. This is Canada! I'm supposed to be freezing my ass off while simultaneously fending off a polar bear intent on eating my pet beaver!
The lack of snows a touchy subject for me... I guess me an Bucky can still wrestle polar bears- just won't be the same though... I miss the cold. ;_;
What was I talking about? Ah! Swine flu! Anyway not as bad as they say, but it is fairly contagious and you'll a fever. The fevers temporary but it is baaaad! For me anyway. Lasted only a few hours, but I was hallucinating, my blood was on fire, and it hurt to move.

Anyway I'm all ranted out now (that was a fairly short rant, no?) so I'm gonnna go to bed now I think. Probably not I've had a few cups of coffee, and right now I just need to move; think I'll pace pointlessly back and forth 'till my heart rate slows down to an acceptable level for a bit.